In what can only be described as a cross between a reality TV show and a political roast, NBA legend and restaurateur Shaquille O’Neal reportedly threw Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz out of his Atlanta restaurant, Big Chicken, with the booming declaration, “Don’t come back here, you’re a disappointment!”

The incident, which took place over the weekend, has since gone viral, with bystanders recounting the surreal encounter between one of basketball’s greatest icons and a politician who apparently wasn’t ready for Shaq’s brand of “no-nonsense hospitality.” According to eyewitnesses, it all started innocently enough—Walz strolled into Big Chicken looking for a quick bite after a long day of campaigning. What he didn’t expect was to be served up more than just a fried chicken sandwich.

As the story goes, Walz entered the restaurant, perhaps under the illusion that his status as a vice-presidential nominee might earn him some VIP treatment—or at least a friendly handshake from Shaq, the restaurant’s towering owner. But instead, he received something far less flattering: a one-way ticket to humiliation town, courtesy of Shaq’s larger-than-life personality.

“Tim Walz walked in here like he was somebody,” Shaq reportedly said to employees afterward, shaking his head. “I don’t know if he thought I’d roll out the red carpet or something, but I just couldn’t do it. The man’s been nothing but a disappointment lately.”

Witnesses said Walz ordered a classic chicken sandwich combo, with an extra side of humility he didn’t ask for. It was when he tried to introduce himself to Shaq that the tension began to build. Walz, apparently unaware that Shaq has no patience for political fluff, allegedly

Shaq, known for being affable but never afraid to call things like he sees them, didn’t hold back. “Oh, you love what I’m doing?” he reportedly replied, raising an eyebrow that could have crushed Walz’s spirits all on its own. “Let me tell you what I don’t love: disappointment. And right now, you’re the face of it.”

What followed was the kind of epic dressing-down that’s usually reserved for reality show eliminations, not fast-casual dining. According to multiple sources, Shaq, who is also known for his brief stint as a law enforcement officer, proceeded to lecture Walz on everything from his lackluster political record to his inability to unite even his own distant relatives—referring, of course, to the viral story of Walz’s extended family wearing “Walz’s for Trump” shirts.

“You can’t even get your own family on board,” Shaq allegedly boomed, his voice reverberating off the restaurant’s walls. “You’re supposed to be the next vice president, but you’re getting outclassed by your third cousin from Nebraska in a MAGA hat. That’s embarrassing, man.”

By this point, customers had started to gather, phones out, recording what could easily become the most memorable political takedown since the Kennedy-Nixon debates. Only, instead of discussing foreign policy, it was Shaq explaining why Walz should’ve stayed home instead of coming to Big Chicken.