In a world that’s constantly cooking up controversies, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has supposedly added his own spice to the mix. In what can only be described as a culinary clash of titans, Ramsay, known for his fiery temperament and choice language, reportedly showed Lia Thomas, the famous trans swimmer, the exit door of his restaurant, allegedly exclaiming, “No place for you here!”

“It was all about the risotto,” confided an anonymous diner, sporting a napkin bib. “Lia sent back the risotto three times! And you know Gordon, he can handle criticism about as well as a soufflé handles a sledgehammer.”

Ramsay’s publicist, meanwhile, has been working overtime, flipping the narrative like a well-done burger. “Gordon Ramsay respects all his guests, regardless of their background. This incident was purely about culinary standards, nothing else,” the publicist stated, adding that Ramsay personally supervises the preparation of every dish to ensure it meets his ‘Michelin-starred’ expectations.

The internet, as always, has taken this incident and run with it, serving up memes and hot takes like a digital smorgasbord. Some netizens are cooking up conspiracy theories – “Was the risotto really that bad?” – while others are calling for a ‘Ramsay-Thomas Cook-off’ to settle the beef once and for all.