3 MINUTES AGO: Elon Musk Reveals List of 6 Celebrities Who FLEE THE COUNTRY After Diddy’s Arrest
In what can only be described as the most unexpected crossover episode of the year, Elon Musk took to X (formerly Twitter) to reveal the truth about six high-profile celebrities he claims literally fled the country following Diddy’s shocking arrest. Yes, you read that right: billionaire tech mogul turned part-time investigative journalist Musk has officially entered his TMZ era.
The tweetstorm began with Musk joking to his followers, “I have some interesting information… stay tuned.” Moments later, he posted what he called the “Fugitive List,” which includes six high-profile celebrities who apparently couldn’t handle the heat and decided to get out of Dodge. Spoiler alert: The list includes some surprising names.
Musk’s “fugitive six”:
Kim Kardashian: Spotted on a private jet headed to Dubai. When asked why, Musk replied, “It’s because of the good vibes.”
Tom Cruise: Reportedly hiked up to a secret bunker in Switzerland. Classic Tom.
Taylor Swift: Rumor has it she “wakes up” in a remote castle in Scotland.
Leonardo DiCaprio: Spotted boarding a yacht, of course.
Oprah Winfrey: Reportedly said, “You have an alibi! You have an alibi!” before disappearing to an uncharted island.
Post Malone: Apparently fled to Greenland. Yes, Greenland.
The Internet reacts
As expected, the internet exploded with memes, conspiracy theories, and more questions than answers. Is Elon trolling? Is this part of an elaborate PR stunt? Or is there something truly sinister at play? Some users even joke that Musk’s Neuralink must have detected these escape plans in real time.
One user wrote: “So Elon Musk is now the Gossip Girl of the 1%? What’s next, Jeff Bezos hosting a reality show?” Another joked: “I guess if anyone has the money to flee the country, it’s these six.”
While it’s unclear whether these celebrities actually fled because of Diddy’s arrest or simply booked vacations in advance, one thing is for sure: Elon Musk knows how to entertain himself (and everyone else). Whether he’s launching rockets or spreading rumors, Musk proves there’s no industry he won’t disrupt, including celebrity drama.
Stay tuned for updates, or at least another cryptic tweet from Musk.
